Monthly Archive for August, 2008

Published on August 29, 2008 in Entries. Closed

I appear to have solved the giant crab problem.

Published on August 27, 2008 in Entries. Closed

Communicating with foreigners is an important skill, and we here at planetmofo feel that good communication starts with simple, useful phrases. That’s why we give these language labs occasionally to help our readers. Today’s phrase is one I’m sure a lot of men have wished to use with foreigners.

Phrase: Her armpits smelled like semen.

Translations

Spanish: su sobaco huele como semen
German: Ihre Achselhöhle stinkt wie Sperma
Dutch: Haar oksels roken naar sperma.
Portugese (1): Seu cheiro das axila do sémen.
Portugese (2): As suas axilas cheiram a esperma
French: Ses aisselles sentaient comme du sperme.
Italian: le sue ascelle odoravano come lo sperma
LOLCAT: HR ARMPITZ SMELD LIEK EJACULASHUN. KTHX.
Sign Language: pits

Special thanks to SLU for the help w/ Translations.

Published on August 27, 2008 in Entries. Closed

Kristian: could posting different translations of the phrase ‘her armpits smelled like semen’ to twitter be considered art?
Sean: I don’t know if it’s art but it’s a good substitute for ipecac, blech
Kristian: well, someone has to suffer for my art.
Sean: you are one disturbed indivdual
Kristian: yeah well, it passes the time

Published on August 26, 2008 in Entries. Closed

there’s a distinctive lack of giant crabs in my life.

Published on August 18, 2008 in Entries. Closed

Hudson Wall Art, originally uploaded by kristiancee.

Dong Dong

Published on August 18, 2008 in Entries. 1 Comment

yes i am a juvenile american, originally uploaded by kristiancee.